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 | JENNY GOT A BOOB JOB
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| Cast: | Katie Walder, Margo Harshman | | Crew: | Producers: Michael Taglianetti - Screenwriters: Tim Schlattmann - Cinematographer: Tibor Szakaly - Editor: Russ Denove
| | Email: | lonniedee aol.com |
synopsis
Jenny is a girl who barely registers a blip on the high school radar... and so flat her bras have Winnie The Pooh on them. She also suffers from severe tonsillitis, and after yet another bout with it she enters the hospital to have her tonsils removed. Alas, there is a mixup at the hospital and she is accidentally given the silicone breasts intended for a stripper. While Jenny doesn't want to attend school, her best friend Courtney sees Jenny's new profile as an opportunity to rule the school-- taking Courtney with her. At first Jenny makes a swift ascendancy up the high school ladder of popularity. Honor roll. President. School Play. And finally, the Holy Grail, Head Cheerleader. And with cheer-leading comes the attention of the star quarterback. Courtney's plan for Jenny goes awry when the popularity goes to Jenny's head, and she begins to leave Courtney out of her world. Courtney becomes upset and lets Jenny hear about it. Meanwhile, Brian is all over Jenny, and after trying to ravish her in a van, his pukka shells get entangled in Jenny's bra and he suffocates in her breasts. Jenny flees to her female Guidance counselor who makes a sexual pass at her. An angry mob meanwhile has begun a hunt for Jenny, and after a confrontation in the street, Jenny exposes herself and gets hit by a truck. At Jenny's grave site we see Courtney with her own boob job vowing revenge for what that they did to her.
biography
Lon Diamond got his degree at UCLA Film School in ’84. Jenny marks a return to directing after having won a regional student emmy at UCLA for his direction of the short, “PELVISIZE,” an exercise video parody featuring Elvis impersonators.
Lon’s distinguished career covers a wide range of television and film writing. He went on to co-create and co-run the show PARKER LEWIS CAN’T LOSE, which enjoyed a smashing run on the Fox Network from 89’-‘93 and is not only enjoying legendary status but celebrating its DVD release from the SHOUT FACTORY in summer of ’09. From ’91-‘96 Lon was based at the Fox lot, where he had a hand in the creation of at least 20 pilots, many of which went to series in the ‘90’s. His show WILD OATS lasted six episodes, but interestingly boasted Judd Apatow regular PAUL RUDD in the lead. POOCHINSKI was a notable cult favorite pilot Lon co-wrote starring Peter Boyle.
After being under contract at the Fox lot, Lon went on to write many other tv shows and films and at least, by his quick count, at least 25 more pilots for different companies including Kelsey Grammer’s, the Hensons, CBS, FOX, VIACOM, USA and HBO. Other shows Lon has Co-Executive Produced and/or Consulted on include UPN’s SHASTA McNASTY, Fox’s GET REAL, starring GET SMART’S Anne Hathaway, Fox’s THE TICK, producing with BORAT director Larry Charles, FOX’S SPLITSVILLE with HAIRSPRAY director Adam Shankman, the WB’s SUMMERLAND, with star Lori Loughlin and the CW’s ONE TREE HILL.
Films Lon has written, co-written or punched up include LEAVE IT TO BEAVER (’97,with Brian Levant), I RAISED A TEENAGER ’98 for Imagine (notable million dollar spec sale), THE FLINTSTONES, MCHALE’S NAVY, MOI for Sony ’06 and HOMESCHOOL for Warner Brothers ’07 and is now at work on BAD DOG for Nickelodeon.
In addition to JENNY GOT A BOOB JOB, Lon has just finished co-writing and directing THE ANGRY GUYS, a short film/backdoor pilot about a bunch of people who meet in Anger Management class.
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